Admit it…the title of this blog compelled you to look at the content inside.  You don’t have to pretend with me.  I know it is hard to walk away from a blog titled as such without at least taking a peek.  How do I know? Well, this was the subject line in an email that I received from LoveFifi.com ( a lingerie site) and  even though I get similar emails from them all the time I can never refrain from clicking to see what the product is.

A couple of weeks ago I got an email with a subject line that said, “Breasts Too Small? Lopsided? Fifi Can Fix It!‏” I thought that was rather forward of Fifi, but still I was curious to see what she was offering as the fix for this one.  I thought perhaps she had something new and exciting to offer women so afflicted, but all it was beyond the provocative subject line was falsies (and if you don’t know what those are you will have to check with Fifi for that little life lesson).

So a Love Fifi email that’s subject line has the word NAUGHTY in all caps, has to be something pretty riveting as Fifi dwells in her day-to-day operations in the naughty and even she distinguished this item as above and beyond the norm – and I might add – gave the startling price of $7.99.  For $7.99 everyone can afford NAUGHTY right?

So I get why you looked – it is a titillating title…it was a titillating email subject line – you looked and so did I.  And all the fuss when it was all said and done was about nothing more than a garter belt  (well, according to Fifi it is quite the garter belt – “sheer, sparkly, sexy”).   It was a great deal at only $7.99 though and the garters were detachable…but you get the point – the perverse curiosity pulls you in.  A garter belt may be considered naughty in many a circle, but friends it isn’t NAUGHTY to anyone who buys lingerie from LoveFifi.com.  But that Fifi, she sure knows how to get your attention – I did read her email and you did read this blog – that Fifi got exactly what she was after – our attention.  She knows NAUGHTY sells.  It reminds me of the old saying about good girls and bad girls which I will offer in a nice/naughty contrast, “Nice girls go to heaven, NAUGHTY girls go everywhere.”  Yep, NAUGHTY definitely has allure. 😉

Day four hundred and fourteen of the new forty – obla di obla da

Ms. C