I am modifying my swear word vocabulary to include a five letter "F" word – "FLOOD".
YES, I SAID THAT FOUL WORD RIGHT HERE WITHOUT CENSORING MYSELF! AND BELIEVE ME…I MEAN EVERY LETTER OF IT!
Sometimes the foul word begs to be said – to be spat out like a bitter taste in one’s mouth. And spat it out I will – FLOOD!
Oh I know you are taken aback at my vulgarity. You are likely wondering what has caused me to become so irate and prone to flinging out the new "F"-bomb with no regard. Well friends, I’ll tell you what has pushed me to the edge – the thought of the community going through another spring like last spring. The whole notion makes me mad as hell and I am not going to sit by politely and take it anymore. FLOOD! FLOOD! FLOOD!
Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know…foul language will get me no where, but it still must be spat out like the vile thing it is with a heightened level of disdain. Hey, I am just getting started. Wait until I string together some of my old swear word favorites with my new "F" word – sailors will blush, grandmothers will gasp and priests will prepare to perform an exorcism.
Day two hundred and twenty-eight of the new forty – obla di obla da
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THE NEW FORTY 
It hardly seems fair that it will flood two years in a row..and you all don’t have that much snow..what if you had the 116 inches like in 1997? I feel sorry for anyone that lives there..we could only do it once..that was enough for us:(
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I can’t believe you said that…outloud even. If it does F-Bomb here, I’m glad we have you around to help. I’ll distract the grandmas, sailors and priests so you can F-Bomb all you want. š
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