WebMD sent me an email entitled, "8 Reasons Why Your Diet’s Not Working‏."  You gotta’ love it when WebMD can single you out like that and speak right to you.  Why are they all up in my business?  Well – I deleted their email…what do they know?  8 reasons – really?  If they really knew me they would know there are clearly 10 reasons why my diet is not working.

1. Too much mindless Nip eating in front of the computer.

2. Everything goes better with melted cheese.

3. Hard workers deserve a small bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream at the end of the day.

4. When in doubt, get the smoked and extra salty almonds.

5. A week without pasta is a week in which therapy is needed.

6. Oreos…enough said.

7. Sour cream – #1 condiment.

8. Dinner in a jiffy – Digiorno stuffed crust pizza.

9. Oatmeal just isn’t the same without sugar and cinnamon.

10. Really hard workers deserve a large bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream at the end of the day.

Take that WebMD – you underestimated me! The next time you try and give me your two cents make sure you have your facts straight and bring some chocolate syrup and nuts for the ice cream.

Day two hundred and twenty-five of the new forty – obla di obla da

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