Raccoon – 1; Mike – 0.

Mike missed the spider episode and was thereby allowed to maintain some dignity, but that fell to the wayside when he had a close encounter of his own.  The only close encounters the females at the cottage have suffered with thus far are mosquito encounters.  These encounters, while an annoyance, are hardly worth discussing further [...]

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

I officially gave up trying to learn French at the end of last week.  My new goal is to learn Canadian.  I have been listening intently to speech patterns and polishing up my “eh” usage.  I think I am improving dramatically with each passing day. But yesterday the group of French telecommunication workers that stayed [...]