I have always envied folks with a cast iron stomach. It seems they can eat just about anything without suffering any consequences. My stomach is more accurately described as a porcelain stomach - quite fragile. I would never survive one of those game shows where they make you eat weird disgusting things. I am not [...]
Tag: sick
Was it the wafting aroma of VapoRub?
I am not sure exactly what it was that sent Mike out in the middle of the night on his mission. It could have been the wafting aroma of VapoRub or the robust choruses of coughing that were occurring every few minutes - or perhaps a combination of the two. Whatever the reason, off he [...]
Rough shape…
The news of the day is that I am in rough shape. I still have the Clu (I must say B-Dubya, I am looking forward to being Clu-less). I started having struggles with robust coughing spasms a couple of days ago, but now they are getting worse and worse. My lower abs are strained I [...]
In sickness and in health…
I have spent the bulk of my day in bed - not because I was luxuriating in my laziness and not because I was having a wild sex romp - because I was just too dizzy and nauseous to go anywhere else. I did however spend a lovely few hours at the Sanford walk-in clinic [...]
Looking for parity with the weather…
Today I was “under the weather” and stayed home from work. Not sure what I should say when I get back to good health…perhaps I will be “over the weather”? I am not a good sick person. Not quiet, not gracious, not brave…no, not me. I am a whiner, a pisser, a moaner. My patience [...]
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