Well that Fifi - the mastermind of shrewd marketing - is at it again. She sent me an email advertising a corset sale that read, "$20 Off HOLIDAY Corset - No Silent Nights Here!" Well...of course I had to look - wouldn't you? They are, after all, holiday corsets and I am fully in support [...]
Tag: sex
7 more hours…
Oprah sent me an email. Well, not Oprah herself - her network sent me an email. Oprah still has yet to realize how fabulous a friend I could be to her. I don't know how many really tight gal pals she has in North Dakota, but I believe I would be a top choice for [...]
Bring over my soapbox ;-)
Somewhere along the line I became the unofficial official spokesperson for the local Ms. Robinson Society. The Ms. Robinson Society adopts the well-known Mrs. Robinson leanings toward relationships with younger men without the cheating stigma that goes with it...unlike their married counterparts, the members of the Ms. Robinson Society are blissfully single. Imagine...me as their [...]
No chocolate balls…
In my disaster preparedness class my students are tasked with creating a public service announcement (PSA) that promotes individual and household preparedness. The PSA project is designed to get them thinking about what it takes to sell a message. So far, the folks in my field have not been wildly successful in "selling" citizen preparedness [...]
A potpourri of thoughts…
It has been a hectic week - indeed, it has been a hectic few weeks. I think today -being the last work day before folks slide into the luxurious leisure of the holiday weekend - is a good day to do some updates and to share some random observations that have been languishing with me... [...]
Define virgin…
That Fifi is killing me. Yesterday she sent me an email with a subject line that read: 50% Off For VIRGINS! Ok ... Open It Anyway Really Fifi? I am in the new forty...I mean - seriously. To have maintained virgin status at this age - wow - that would be quite a feat (especially [...]
What’s NAUGHTY, see-thru, has garters & is only $7.99?
Admit it...the title of this blog compelled you to look at the content inside. You don't have to pretend with me. I know it is hard to walk away from a blog titled as such without at least taking a peek. How do I know? Well, this was the subject line in an email that [...]
THE NEW FORTY 