Day seven of the respiratory curse and frankly I am sick of the whole thing. This malaise coupled with the wheezing and horrendous coughing (and unproductive coughing at that) are enough to drive a person nuts. I am over being sick. I thought I was out of the woods yesterday, but clearly I was wrong. [...]
Tag: SERIOUSLY?
I’m on the list…
“Congrats! You've been chosen to Test & Keep Hunting products.” That was the title of the email and I thought to myself that some poor random marketing spammer out there who put me on this list has no idea what an ugly scene would be set by giving me hunting products to “test & keep.” [...]
Got pluck?
I am officially over my eyebrows. Seriously, they are on some kind of a growth spurt and it is taking all I have to keep up with the plucking responsibilities. Where is all this eyebrow hair coming from? I simply do not remember doing so much eyebrow hair cleanup in the past. I am wondering [...]
Bellybutton lint…seriously?
Let’s talk about an ugly and often ignored scourge on the sensibilities of right-minded people – bellybutton lint. Seriously, how disgusting is it to find a stockpile of lint in a bellybutton? Now, lest you think I am a casual observer in regard to this phenomenon I assure you I am not. I have been [...]
OMG – WTF!
I teach in the land of acronyms – emergency management (which has its own acronym – EM). We have so many acronyms in EM that we have to have a book that lists them all. The book, titled FEMA Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms, features 4,200 acronyms on 160 pages. You gotta’ love that they have [...]
THE NEW FORTY 