I support and applaud Fargo Police Department's efforts to address traffic safety concerns with its "Getting it now?" campaign; however, I feel obliged to note that in safety messages - the messenger matters. Safety messages should be pitched and supported by the agency promoting them and/or by a party that has been directly affected by [...]
Tag: SERIOUSLY?
I know why the caged bird sings…but not so sure about this.
Folks I need your help. I have run across something that I cannot quite comprehend and I desperately need assistance in understanding it. Prepare yourself though because once introduced to this topic I suspect you will never think of underwear or those chocolate oranges they sell during the holidays in quite the same way (I [...]
Give ’em hell Hannah!
I must confess, I am a little miffed. I was channel surfing and I came upon one of those silly tabloid entertainment shows on television and learned about the Hannah Storm "controversy" (and yes, please do read in all possible sarcasm). The story began like this, "The 48 year old ESPN anchor Hannah Storm..." and [...]
Features a quick-snap buckle with an adjustable strap…only $4.95.
I have seen many things in my years on the planet. I have lived - I think - a fairly interesting life and have been exposed to many different ideas and cultures. I have seen things and heard things that have stretched my understanding of the human experience - and I have learned a lot [...]
Define virgin…
That Fifi is killing me. Yesterday she sent me an email with a subject line that read: 50% Off For VIRGINS! Ok ... Open It Anyway Really Fifi? I am in the new forty...I mean - seriously. To have maintained virgin status at this age - wow - that would be quite a feat (especially [...]
She who wants to nap…
I don't often get an opportunity to take a nap - even when it is clear I need one - but yesterday I took the opportunity to take a nap. I am the kind of person who can take a short 20 to 30 minute nap and wake up refreshed. So I laid down and [...]
On moustaches and menopots…
A WebMD email the other day was titled, "Belly-Fat Blasters: Minimize Your Muffin Top and Menopot." The title piqued my interest. I knew what a muffin top was going in, but a "menopot" - I had no idea and I wanted to know more. Below is an excerpt from the email: "The Rx for Muffin [...]
THE NEW FORTY 