Stinky McFadden chewed my new shoes. They are not expensive shoes - in fact I purchased them at the Walmart in Watertown, New York on clearance for $5; but, I purchased them because I really liked them. They are made of the same lightweight material as crocs and I thought they would be perfect for wearing [...]
Tag: SERIOUSLY?
Apparently, watching Nascar doesn’t require a lot of brain activity…
The Forum ran today a peculiar Associated Press story by way of the Jackson (Mich.) Citizen Patriot. The story was titled, "Michigan woman watched NASCAR with companion's corpse." Apparently watching NASCAR doesn't require a lot of brain activity. The woman, 72 year old Linda Chase, kept her male companion, Charles Zigler, clean and dressed in [...]
Too soon Hobby Lobby – TOO SOON.
When I was at Big Lots over the weekend I noted to the employee I was talking to that I was surprised to see the back-to-school items already being put out. His comment was, "I know - it does seem early." But when I thought about it, the new school year is less than two months away [...]
Send a ransom note already!
Fifi of LoveFifi.com got my attention with one of her marketing emails again. This time it was her way with words - or not. 40% Off Our AMAZING Figure Sucker-Inner! Small-3X! Sucker-Inner? Who are you and what have you done with my Fifi??!! Fifi would never speak so plainly about one of her life-changing products. [...]
Rah rah sis boom bah!
Typically when I read letters to the editor like the one written by Michael Ross (The Forum, May 6, 2012), I do not respond to them. I figure all the sensible folks who read it will recognize the absurdity of the position taken and chalk the person up to being some sort of loon. Alas, Ross' [...]
On the hot seat!
I embarrass myself. Not intentionally and not without regret, but I still do it far too regularly. I embarrassed myself today. I was driving to work in my loaner car (the Hyundai Azera) this morning and using all my concentration to ensure that I didn't hit anyone or anything and that no one hit me. [...]
Plausible deniability?
If you missed all the clamor over the recent North Dakota Tourism advertisement that featured two young men looking appreciatively at three young ladies through the big front windows of the Ho Do bar in Fargo - now is your chance to get up to speed on it. The advertisement featured the following script, “Drinks, dinner, decisions. ARRIVE A [...]
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