After my Santa was kidnapped yesterday I sent Mike to get him back. This involved getting one of the kidnappers (the younger, seemingly less dastardly kidnapper - Cory) to participate in a double cross of his more conniving and committed brother - Noah. The plan was for Cory to tell Noah that Santa was stolen [...]
Tag: Santa
The fast-track to the naughty list…
Our fabulous Santa that became part of our family a couple of years ago has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom (albeit, no ransom note has materialized as of yet). I know the perpetrators well. They are a dastardly duo these kidnappers. They are reminiscent of the kind of kidnappers in old silent movies - those with an [...]
How healthy is Santa?
WebMD -one of my favorite sites for health and medical information - is drilling down to the really important discussions of the holiday. They pose a critical question for our times on their site that I want to share with you who believe healthy living is the way to go. They ask, "How healthy is Santa?" [...]
My one acquisition…
I am not typically one to rush out the day after Christmas for after-Christmas sales. My ambition for that activity faded long ago. Anymore, most items are marked down at some point during the holiday shopping season to close to 50% off which kind of makes running around after Christmas to get similar sales a [...]
And the answer was…goats.
The students in my mitigation class had to propose and detail a creative mitigation strategy for their last assignment of the semester. They could utilize up to $100,000 for their strategy and address any hazard they wanted to. I got some very detailed and elaborate proposals - some that met the mark and some that [...]
THE NEW FORTY 