Moves like Jagger?

I have had Maroon 5's song, Moves Like Jagger in my head for the past few days.  Unfortunately, it has been more like a Weird Al Jankovic version given my labyrinthitis.  In my current version the main chorus line replaces "I've got the moves like Jagger" to "I've got the moves like Grandma" - pitiful, I know.  [...]

Where is that darn Fairy Godmother when you need her?

Some days I wish I was a Disney princess that could sing her way through life with all her feathered and furry friends.  Of course a very handsome prince would come with that package and some fabulous shoes.  Alas, Disney-type princesses aren't real and even if they were I would struggle with the notion that [...]