Okay...prepare yourself as I am going to out myself - I am a Pollyanna. Having disclosed the above I have a prediction to make - you should be able to pretty much set your clocks on this - I will be bawling every Monday from 8-9 PM from here forward as long as ABC continues [...]
Tag: Humor
“Stubborn Pounds”…
Well, Women’s Health has done it again. They are the same folks who previously sent me an email telling me that I could become “perfect in just eight weeks”. Today, their focus is on dropping “stubborn pounds”...hmmm…that requires some reflection. To be honest I am naïve as it applies to pounds. I did not realize [...]
Let’s talk regalia fashion…
I ordered my academic regalia the other day. I had a bit of trepidation when the nice gal at the bookstore said I would have to be measured. Those cloth tape measures give me pause. I thought that I should perhaps wait a few weeks before I was measured so that I could make an [...]
The reason for waking up and going to bed…
Here is the best insight I can supply as to why I get out of bed every day and why I go to bed exhausted every night...a girl named Cheyenne. Here is what I am thinking...too bad she doesn't want to be a comedic actress. I think she already has a head start on hamming [...]
Horn pimples…
Have you ever had a horn pimple? You know what I am talking about...the pimple that forms above your eyebrows smack dab in the middle of your forehead…the kind that is a massive mound that looks like at any moment a horn will break through and you will claim you true status as a unicorn. [...]
Unplugged…
Unplugged...that has been the state of my computer today and I must say it was blissfully liberating. It wasn't like it was an act of curiosity or defiance on my part - the unplugging that is. It was a necessity for painting that's all. And oddly over the length of the day I became increasingly [...]
Vacancy Announcement – Reality Officer IV
I was skimming my email before beginning in earnest on the task of cleaning out the 500+ backlog I still have from the time I was in Florida and I ran across this email subject line from the State of ND: Vacancy Announcement - Realty Officer IV (Bismarck). I was not paying full attention I [...]
THE NEW FORTY 