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Sometimes you have to take the leap and build your wings on the way down. In the new forty that is what I am doing – building my wings.

Tag: Humor

Getting the cold shoulder…

January 18, 2010 Ms. C2 Comments

I have lived in North Dakota 12 years and I can’t say I have ever heard of or experienced freezing fog. That is what that weather symbol above stands for (I have never seen it before today). I have experienced freezing as a function of the weather and have also on occasion given and received [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged cold shoulder, forgetfulness, freezing fog, Humor, mother nature, weather

Spanked…

January 17, 2010 Ms. C2 Comments

I must confess, I am not a huge football fan…alright, I am not any size football fan. I only typically fancy football if I am in a football pool. Football is, on occasion, a means to an end (and the hopeful end is that I win money). Over the years through my experiences with boyfriends [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Cowboys, football, Humor, vikings

From a social butterfly to an antisocial antagonist…thank you Facebook.

January 16, 2010 Ms. C3 Comments

Did you know that Facebook messages actually have a word limit? Yes, indeed – they do. I know this as I exceeded the limit. I was writing a message to my cousin Scott who I have not seen since I was a child (and if you have any math skills whatsoever you know that is [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged facebook, Humor, Scott, social butterfly, social networking

Life is just so daily.

January 13, 2010 Ms. CLeave a comment

I have to agree with Mary Engelbreit. Life is just so daily. I am feeling it today as I ease back into the semester grind. Okay, maybe “ease” is not the right word. It is probably more appropriately characterized as “a frantic gallop” (and visually I think that captures it as well).  Oh, don’t get [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Humor, life, mary engelbreit, NDSU, new semester, time flies

I’m on the list…

January 10, 2010 Ms. CLeave a comment

“Congrats! You've been chosen to Test & Keep Hunting products‏.” That was the title of the email and I thought to myself that some poor random marketing spammer out there who put me on this list has no idea what an ugly scene would be set by giving me hunting products to “test & keep.” [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged exs, Humor, hunting, SERIOUSLY?, spam

Using my advanced skills to illuminate basic concepts…

January 8, 2010 Ms. C1 Comment

As a kid you learn important concepts by virtue of comparative contrast, such as: in/out, big/small, happy/sad, over/under. This is a good place to start with concepts as it presents a simple toggled state of one or the other. Later kids learn what is in between these two ends of the spectrum and other nuances [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged concepts, Education, Humor, opposites, words

Size matters…

January 7, 2010 Ms. C4 Comments

Size matters. This statement, while not universally true, is true enough of the time that I feel it is fair to assert. There are many examples to support my assertion, but I’ll just offer a few as size matters where blog length is concerned as well. To tall woman like my friends Tam and Sara [...]

Posted in UncategorizedTagged cars, diamonds, height, Humor, size, super-size

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