Certain music just seems to have the ability to take you to a different place. As I entered day six with this miserable respiratory curse I was determined to reclaim some of the energy and health I possessed pre-infection. So I did what any red-blooded eighties rocker would do - I pulled up Bon Jovi [...]
Tag: Humor
Is that all you’ve got??
I may be on day five of being sick, but I am not dead yet. As such I can still find plenty of things that I find curious. Case in point - the forecast for the rest of the week (see it below). The big news is the remainder of the week will be "cold". [...]
Must. Change. Attitude.
Sadly, I must report that the above is a fairly accurate portrayal of my disposition today. I am not quite sure when exactly my attitude went south, but I think it was somewhere between when my eyes opened and my feet hit the bedroom floor. Luckily for all human beings concerned I have been at [...]
Communication via underwear – the new frontier?
Well, just in time - the sale is on at LoveFifi. I received the email yesterday that informed me that Fifi’s personalized panties are now on sale. Here is an excerpt from Fifi’s email: “Communication is the most important thing in a relationship. You must always say what you mean and express yourself to the [...]
Pretty sure it is not bird flu…
In my next career I am going to be a medical doctor. I think I have some diagnostic skills. I can tell you that I am a veritable ninja with the Web MD symptom checker (if you haven’t tried it see http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker). I have a wicked sore throat today. I knew from the early AM [...]
Parenting Realities 101 – Entry Two
Theory: Two terminal degrees - a J.D. and Ph.D.- should qualify me to respond to my child’s questions about how to complete her homework. Reality: Regardless of the amount of knowledge you possess, if your response is not in exact alignment with what your child heard in class from their teacher you are about as [...]
Purge before packing…
There is a basic tenet of moving that I have twice ignored to my detriment. That tenet is, “Purge before packing.” Not such a difficult tenet to grasp, but clearly one that I have not been able to get a handle on. When I moved from Kindred to West Fargo I didn’t purge because I [...]
THE NEW FORTY 