WebMD sent me an email entitled, "8 Reasons Why Your Diet's Not Working." You gotta' love it when WebMD can single you out like that and speak right to you. Why are they all up in my business? Well - I deleted their email...what do they know? 8 reasons - really? If they really knew [...]
Tag: Humor
Wait…here comes the scarf.
Once upon a time I was a young single girl and the only mess in my apartment was the mess I made myself. I didn't know how good I had it back then. No kids, no husband, no pets and a lot less pick-up work. Now I go from room to room arms full of [...]
A little Nip never hurt anyone…
Nips caramel hard candies only have 30 calories per piece...it says so prominently on the front of the box. Nips are yummy and because they are hard candy that you suck on they seem innocuous as far as calories go. It is hard to eat just one. There are approximately 16 Nips in a box. [...]
Puerto Rico wins gold!
The other day in gym Cheyenne's class split into groups to compete Winter Olympic style. Each group had to pick a country that they would represent. Cheyenne suggested Puerto Rico and her group thought that was as good a country as any other. The kids went through a series of events that simulated variations of [...]
On moustaches and menopots…
A WebMD email the other day was titled, "Belly-Fat Blasters: Minimize Your Muffin Top and Menopot." The title piqued my interest. I knew what a muffin top was going in, but a "menopot" - I had no idea and I wanted to know more. Below is an excerpt from the email: "The Rx for Muffin [...]
Crime blotter…
Just a couple of things to share this Saturday eve: First of all, thank you to all the folks who have expressed concern about my health. The good news is that it has improved dramatically. I was able to get eight un-interrupted hours of sleep last night (not a single coughing episode!) and that helped [...]
OMG – enough is enough!
Day seven of the respiratory curse and frankly I am sick of the whole thing. This malaise coupled with the wheezing and horrendous coughing (and unproductive coughing at that) are enough to drive a person nuts. I am over being sick. I thought I was out of the woods yesterday, but clearly I was wrong. [...]
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