I tried on a couple of my suit skirts last week and they were so tight that I was hard-pressed to walk, let alone bend over. Any effort to bend would undoubtedly result in the zipper completely pulling away from the fabric and flinging into space (and yes, I believe the pressure would be so [...]
Tag: Humor
Two feet of snow??!!
If we must get two feet of snow, this is the only way that I can conceive I can endure it. Thank you Barbara Johnson...good to know that someone found a creative use for their snow. If they want to build the rest of this snow person tell them to come to North Dakota. We [...]
Every kiss begins with Kay?
My fellow Lion and all-around beautiful woman, Katherine Tweed, sent me an email with a series of random thoughts and I enjoyed them so much that I thought I should share some of them with you. I think in these final weeks of winter as we prepare ourselves for what spring may bring (a.k.a. flooding) [...]
Oh yeah, a road map of Chicago…
Have you ever looked at a photo of someone you have known for a long time but have not seen in awhile and thought to yourself, "OMG - she is looking old." I have...indeed those were my exact words not long ago when I saw a photo of someone I had not seen in years. [...]
Journaling myself thin…
Let me just say, those weekly emails from Prevention magazine do not disappoint. The subject line for this week is, "Write Your Way to a Flatter Belly!" Once you open the email you quickly realize that the point is journaling about everything you eat and capturing your thoughts and feelings about food and your eating [...]
So much for hanging laundry…
I am here to report that the stationary bike has arrived! I have already been on and off it a half-dozen times. I am really feeling the love for my newest piece of exercise equipment. Now that I have it here in the room with me I can tell you that I overestimeted the handlebar [...]
Adding a new swear word to my vocabulary
I am modifying my swear word vocabulary to include a five letter "F" word - "FLOOD". YES, I SAID THAT FOUL WORD RIGHT HERE WITHOUT CENSORING MYSELF! AND BELIEVE ME...I MEAN EVERY LETTER OF IT! Sometimes the foul word begs to be said - to be spat out like a bitter taste in one's mouth. [...]
THE NEW FORTY 