Do you own any overly loved clothes? You know those items that you have worn until they are literally threadbare? I have a few items like that - items I cannot bear to part with even though it is clearly time. It's tough to let some things go. Today I recognized that, like it or [...]
Tag: Humor
A brainiac – I ain’t!
One of my old beaus called me the other day. The news that I am back to being single has apparently now spread across the United States (ah, the magic of Facebook). He told me that in the future I should date guys who are brainiacs like me. Huh? Me a brainiac - puhleese! I [...]
Going Bare Down There!
WebMD actually sent me an email entitled, "Tips for Going Bare Down There." OMG! I am thinking that WebMD is getting a little too comfortable in their coversations with me. Well, given the bravado WebMD evidenced sending me the email I felt compelled to at least review their tips. The actual article is entitled Before [...]
Behavioral modification therapy via jewelry…
I think I have successfully gotten all of those around me on the same page of discouraging any future marriage plans for me. My brother suggested that my relationship future should be a "variety pack". For now I think I am quite fine with my relationship status being - "none", but I must confess I [...]
The starting line-up…
Let me give you the starting line-up this morning: 1) Dishwasher; 2) Cheyenne; and, 3) Me. I love my new hot water heater, but now possess conclusive evidence on its limitations which are as follows: Diswasher load that starts at 6 AM runs for about an hour and uses very hot water + shower that [...]
I’m a super freak!
Cheyenne tells me I am not the cell phone police. Her initial argument forcefully made the point that I was an offender myself right up to a couple of weeks ago. I tried telling her that having seen the light I felt a moral obligation to share it with others...she was not impressed. She told [...]
Saucy by definition?
A few weeks back someone told me I was "saucy". From the way it was delivered, I believe it was intended as a compliment. I was not 100% sure exactly what "saucy" meant so I looked it up on the internet. Here are some of the definitions I found: Impertinent: characterized by a lightly pert [...]
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