I have been a bit miffed at Friedrich Nietzsche ever since I read that he once said, "When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality." For those of you not familiar with Mr. Nietzsche he was a fairly influential 19th century German philosopher. Alas, Mr. Nietzsche never married - [...]
Tag: Humor
Scientific findings…
I have been doing extensive research over the past month and now that it is completed I want to share my findings with the world. Most faculty members at colleges and universities like to publish such findings in journals; unfortunately, that is a long process and can result in quite a delay between the conclusion [...]
What if mama doesn’t want the drama?
Perhaps you are familiar with the saying, "Save the drama for your mama!" Well, that is all well and fine for those folks who aren't the mama. But I ask you - what about the mama? What if mama doesn't want the drama? What if mama would like to be able to deflect the drama [...]
Crisis averted by the push of a button…
Well, my Christmas present from the kids is now complete - my auto start has been installed. No more getting all bundled up to go outside to start the car. From here on out it is one push of a button while looking out my front window inside my house...one push of a button and [...]
You can call me biscuit, but stay away from me with that darn butter!
There are some sayings that I run across that stick in my head. One that has been banging around in there for weeks now is the lovely exclamation, "Well butter my butt and call me biscuit!" I don't know where I recently heard it, but now when weird things happen I think, "Well butter my [...]
No dust ruffle – in this day and age?
I have seen an awful lot of advancements in my years on the planet. It particular the advancements in technology have been nothing short of amazing. I can remember the days when all phones had cords and the really hip, sexy phones had push buttons instead of dials. Oh yes, there have been a lot [...]
Could you go a week without yelling?
Web MD sent me an email titled, "Could you go a week without yelling?" The email linked to an article that challenged parents to go a week without yelling at their kids. I could do that. I only have one kid here and all I have to do is open my mouth to speak to [...]
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