Yes, yes, yes...I admit it...I am a Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) fan. There is something about that show that draws me back in again and again whether I know or care about the celebrities on the show or not. I was really going to try and hold out this year - to break the [...]
Tag: Humor
Settling on juxtaposition…
Okay then...let's talk "juxtaposition." Did I just cause you to flash back to School House Rock's Conjunction Junction? That is what I think whenever I see the word "juxtaposition" all written out. I want it to rhyme with something and be part of a catchy jingle that I will remember decades later. I loved School [...]
Yoo Hoo!
I read an article recently about the aging mind and it wasn't pretty. I sure wish I could remember what it said exactly, but darn it if my aging mind let all the details go fuzzy. I do remember that it offered me some solace that I wasn't losing my mind...or at least that I [...]
If you only have one-line – make it good!
I love clever one-liners. Which explains why I still have a pamphlet of 101 clever one-liners that was sent to me by Metropolitan Baptist Church in Fargo when I moved to West Fargo about four years ago. As part of the kitchen moving and reorganizing I ran across that pamphlet again and it never ceases [...]
Vintage Vixen?
My favorite lingerie entrepreneur Fifi of LoveFifi.com sent me an email. The email subject line read, "Vintage Vixen Corset + Panty! Only $19.99!" This email irritated me. What exactly are you trying to say to me Fifi? Vintage vixen? I am not so sure I appreciate you calling me that. Isn't "vintage" code for old? [...]
Snow daze
The snow in my yard has been very close to the top of my fence line for months now. The snow is so high that you can literally step over the fence into my neighbors' yards on all three sides. My dogs, Cooper and Chompers, view this as an invitation to make new friends in [...]
A glorious sound…
I played violin as a kid...well, played may be too generous a word. I think "played" denotes some level of mastery. When I practiced even my high level efforts sounded like a cat in heat...a really loud and frustrated cat. My cousin was a violinist with the Philadelphia Philharmonic and my parents were hopeful that [...]