I cannot begin to imagine the things that hair stylists hear from their clients. I can say to a moral certainty though that hair stylists must be in possession of enough interesting information to quit doing hair and create a blackmail empire. Which leads me to wonder - is there a stylist/client privilege? Perhaps there [...]
Tag: Humor
Speaking in tongues…
If you have been noting the unusual characters and figures that are scattered across my blog entries over the past few days and have concluded that I am speaking in tongues and an exorcism is required - hold the holy water. There seems to be a glitch across the system that has inserted random characters [...]
Flirting is an art…
I believe that flirting done well is an art. The trick is to find the balance between tantalizing and non-threatening, playful and serious, and subtlety and directness. Yet the true art is not in understanding the parameters, it is in being able to assess the balance required for each situation and each individual. Flirting, when [...]
Does a dyslexic cougar still qualify as a cougar?
You may recall that I am embracing my newly diagnosed adult onset dyslexia. As such, I am thoroughly enjoying my first days in my 25th year. However a puzzling question was posed to me the other day - one I did not have a ready answer to. The question was, "If you are a dyslexic [...]
Somewhere between Wilbur and Barbie…
A few months ago I saw a commercial for Olay Total Effects 7-in-one Advanced Anti-Aging Body Wash. It caught my attention immediately because it promised to accomplish a lot of things and the multi-tasker in me loves simple solutions to complex problems (such as a body wash that washes away aging). I went right out and purchased [...]
Buzz off!
I have at least two dozen mosquito bites presently. 10 of those are on my ankles and feet. That is low even for mosquitoes - literally and figuratively. I hate mosquito bites on bony areas of my body. Why don't the little snots aim for something fatty higher up? Hello mosquitoes - how could you miss the [...]
High Noon
When one is out and about traveling for close to a month during June in North Dakota, one knows that one will return home in July to a few things. The first is warm weather; the second is much larger shrubs and flowers; and the third is a varied collection of very happy and healthy weeds. [...]
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