Dear Lord, let me be a beacon of joy and light...or, in the alternative, let me make it through the day without killing someone while in a hormone induced rage. Amen. Increasingly, I think the world needs mood forecasters that are able to provide an extended forecast for folks' moods. Similar to weather forecasters, these [...]
Tag: Humor
If the patch fits…
Mike pulled something in his neck/shoulder area this past week and after a day of watching him experience the pain associated with it and urging him to do something to help alleviate the pain (to no avail), I put my foot down. Not on his neck and shoulder area...I didn't do one of those walking [...]
I stand corrected.
Well, it's Saturday, October 22, and the world as we know it still exists. It appears Harold Camping was wrong on his dates once again...at least somewhat. I say somewhat because I did receive information from my dear friend Janna that prompts me to issue a formal correction regarding the validity of Camping's prediction. Below is [...]
Just point me toward the beer garden…
I have long believed that I would have excelled as a bar server. You know the kind that wears a cute outfit and knows all the patrons by name - that is soooo me. Well, it could've been me, but I haven't actually fulfilled that dream yet. I might have had some shot of living that dream in California, [...]
Opposable thumbs…
As the world evolves, so too do we...and the products we use. Most times, since the evolution is happening in real time with our lives we tend to gloss over the marvel in the evolution. But not me - not today. Today, while at TJ Maxx I saw a product of evolution that stopped me [...]
OUCH!
Well, I received a fairly severe deep tissue injury last night at our lovely local Perkins restaurant. It was caused by a young twenty-something waitress named Renee. Had I been able to see the injury coming I would have protected myself, but I was completely blindsided. It is hard to tell how long it will [...]
Ah, shucks…I think I grew up.
I was doing some cleaning within my email file folders the other day when I ran across an email I had saved from 2002 (yes, Virginia there was internet way back in 2002). The email included a list entitled - 25 Signs You've Grown Up. I cannot recall why I saved that email so many years [...]
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