I love personalized license plates. I especially like the ones that so creatively use the sound of letters or numbers to build their plate - plates like N2 COWS or GR8T or 4SAKEN. My dad often talks about his favorite personalized plate of all time - CME2PEE. It belonged to a urologist. I love my [...]
Tag: Humor
Someone is clearly psychic…
Last year when the 2011-2012 school calendar for West Fargo School District was created a mid-winter break was scheduled for this week. I must admit that when I first saw the timing of the week - two weeks before NDSU's spring break - I wished they had consulted with me. When it was all said and done, I [...]
1-800-TELL-MOM
I had a great idea for a new business today. It came to me as I watched a young female driver dangerously tailgate a number of vehicles (to include a fuel truck). There was no way she would have avoided a rear-end collision if the person in front of her had braked suddenly (and I don't [...]
Spot on.
I have had my cat Spot for 13 years now. He is my spoiled baby boy. He believes that where I am he is entitled to be. He also believes that it is his prerogative to sit on anything I own if he can't be near me. So Spot settles in on top of odd things. [...]
The great mystery of Sasquatch – solved.
Folks have long speculated about the existence of Sasquatch. There have been sightings all over the world. There are groups of believers who hold firm that Sasquatch exist, while others dismiss the whole notion of the half human/half ape creature as misidentifications or hoaxes. I must admit, as much as I liked the movie Harry and [...]
BLEEP!!!!!
My mom was never much of a cusser. You knew you were in big trouble when she uttered "Dammit!" in a stern voice. One of the enduring memories my mother retained from my teenage years (and brought up all the time) was the first time she heard me say the "F" word. As the story [...]
Where is the love?
I was dumped. Unceremoniously and without much of an apology...which leaves me asking this Valentine's Day - Where is the love? There is something about rejection that is so deflating. It causes one to wonder - what about me was not good enough? What caused the break-up of something that was once so promising? Of course, [...]
THE NEW FORTY 