I love, love, love the homeowner in Maricopa, Arizona who came up with the best holiday light display EVER. The homeowner, Kristina Green, lives next door to home that is using 16,000 lights to create a holiday extravaganza. Ms. Green didn't think she could compete with that so she created her own unique holiday tribute. Photo from [...]
Tag: Humor
The correlation between caution and my state of appearance…
I came to a realization today: the level of caution in my driving has a direct correlation to my perception of the state of my appearance. By that I mean, I am more cautious when I perceive I look hideous and would not want to be stopped by a police officer or be in any [...]
One for the win column?
There is snow in the forecast. John Wheeler is predicting three to six inches tonight and into Sunday. Hmmm...I am not so sure that we'll get that much. Of course, I am not a meteorologist or a climatologist, but where snow is concerned I have been Nancy Drew since the fall of last year. As Nancy Drew [...]
Are you a try-hard?
The other day Cheyenne was telling me a story about a group she was working with at school and said about one of the group members, "She's a tri-hard." I laughed out loud when I heard it and told her that I think she meant to say die-hard. To that she replied, "No, I meant [...]
Rough shape…
The news of the day is that I am in rough shape. I still have the Clu (I must say B-Dubya, I am looking forward to being Clu-less). I started having struggles with robust coughing spasms a couple of days ago, but now they are getting worse and worse. My lower abs are strained I [...]
Mexinese?
I have been sick the past handful days with something that is between a cold and the flu - I call it the "Clu". My theory is that Mike was patient zero and he infected our household and then we unwittingly affected Sarah's household and Noah. Now seven people in the family have the Clu. [...]
Feral swine…
Today in the paper I say the following headline for an AP article: North Dakotans urged to report wild pig sightings Oh my...feral swine. How many possible directions can I go with that information? I could talk about a boy I dated in law school who was a total pig and delightfully wild. I could lament [...]
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