Well, my old friend Fifi of LoveFifi.com is at it again. She sent me an email promising me the Fountain of Youth for $12.79. I must say, I was a little hesitant to open the email - I had a visual of what I thought Fifi might be peddling this go-around and I wasn't sure [...]
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Send a ransom note already!
Fifi of LoveFifi.com got my attention with one of her marketing emails again. This time it was her way with words - or not. 40% Off Our AMAZING Figure Sucker-Inner! Small-3X! Sucker-Inner? Who are you and what have you done with my Fifi??!! Fifi would never speak so plainly about one of her life-changing products. [...]
Dissed robe!
When I say robe, what do you envision? Perhaps something made of plaid flannel, that is manly, knee level length, covers your night clothes and keeps you warm on chilly mornings? Or are you thinking of one of those really soft, fleece, floor length frocks that make you look and feel like a cozy stuffed animal? Perhaps you [...]
Just point me toward the beer garden…
I have long believed that I would have excelled as a bar server. You know the kind that wears a cute outfit and knows all the patrons by name - that is soooo me. Well, it could've been me, but I haven't actually fulfilled that dream yet. I might have had some shot of living that dream in California, [...]
If your body is perfect…
The infamous Fifi of LoveFifi.com sent me an email with a subject line that said, "If Your Body Is Perfect, DO NOT OPEN!" Hmmmm. If my body is perfect...well, let me think about that Fifi. Uh...um...gee...yeah...I think...uh...um...I am pretty sure...okay, I know...it's not "perfect." Truth be told, in my mind it never has been [...]
Pushing boundaries…
I think I have a fairly high tolerance for boundary pushing. Indeed, I actually really appreciate the way some folks dance all over the boundaries others have in a death grip. Fifi of LoveFifi is one of my favorite boundary pushers - she is always selling her lingerie with some titillating tag-line. She is a [...]
Turn the other cheek…
Fifi of LoveFifi fame sent me an email telling me about her padded panties sale. Per Fifi, "Our 3 top selling Padded BUMS are on a 2 For The Price Of 1 special. If you love our famous Bitty Bum, Sporty Bum and Silicone Bum, now is the time to buy." Well, apparently Fifi has [...]
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