Apparently, the days of gym socks are over…

It doesn't take much to amuse me most days.  Simple things amuse simple minds.  Some of the things I find amusing I think would be generally amusing to most folks, but others may be amusing based on my contorted little brain.  I recognize that in this way I am odder than some (or perhaps, most?). [...]

God-given curves…

I do love Fifi, but I think that on some occasions she forgets who she is talking to.  The other day she sent me an email that said in the subject line:  CAROL Boyish Body? Create INSTANT Curves & SAVE!‏ Upon opening the email I learned that Fifi was peddling a sale on her padded [...]

If your body is perfect…

The infamous Fifi of LoveFifi.com sent me an email with a subject line that said, "If Your Body Is Perfect, DO NOT OPEN!‏" Hmmmm. If my body is perfect...well, let me think about that Fifi.  Uh...um...gee...yeah...I think...uh...um...I am pretty sure...okay, I know...it's not "perfect."  Truth be told, in my mind it never has been [...]