I saw a shirt the other day that read, "You may not have lost all your marbles, but there is definitely a hole in the bag." My goodness, I resemble that remark. These days my marble bag definitely has a hole. Indeed, I am not sure my marble bag was ever full. That is not to say [...]
Tag: age
Apparently my birthday came early this year…
Cheyenne talked me into buying Taco Bell for dinner. Normally I would object, but we had a strenuous shopping engagement at JC Penney and my resistance was worn down. So I capitulated to a fast food dinner. We went through the drive through and upon arriving at the window and paying the middle-aged man at [...]
Pass the sugar, Daddy.
I cannot be alone in thinking that Crystal Harris (Hugh Hefner's new bride) is a sugar addict. And what better place to find a daddy to provide sugar than Hugh Hefner? He has got to be one of the the best sugar daddies of all time. But perhaps he is more appropriately labeled a sugar [...]
Okay – who is the retiree with the 120 candles?
I was on the North Dakota Employees' Retirement System webpage the other day and I observed something I found curious. The site has a pull down menu for year of birth. Nothing curious there - tons of websites have that. The curiosity was not in the menu's existence but in the range of birth years. [...]
Don’t make me come over there in my stilettos!
I was online doing something innocuous the other day (the online equivalent of minding my own business) when I saw a little headline that said, "Women Too Old for Minis at 35, Bikinis at 47, Survey Says." Say what?? Further investigation was warranted. The article, written by Erin Donnelly, addressed a survey of 2,000 women [...]
Vintage Vixen?
My favorite lingerie entrepreneur Fifi of LoveFifi.com sent me an email. The email subject line read, "Vintage Vixen Corset + Panty! Only $19.99!" This email irritated me. What exactly are you trying to say to me Fifi? Vintage vixen? I am not so sure I appreciate you calling me that. Isn't "vintage" code for old? [...]
Protecting the memory on your hard drive…
Did you know that regular physical exercise is known to have a preventative effect as it applies to Alzheimer’s disease? I did not know this, but I have heard this little factoid, not once, not twice, but three times in as many days from Cheyenne. Apparently, one of her teachers said this in class and [...]