One of my old beaus called me the other day. The news that I am back to being single has apparently now spread across the United States (ah, the magic of Facebook). He told me that in the future I should date guys who are brainiacs like me. Huh? Me a brainiac - puhleese! I [...]
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Going Bare Down There!
WebMD actually sent me an email entitled, "Tips for Going Bare Down There." OMG! I am thinking that WebMD is getting a little too comfortable in their coversations with me. Well, given the bravado WebMD evidenced sending me the email I felt compelled to at least review their tips. The actual article is entitled Before [...]
Behavioral modification therapy via jewelry…
I think I have successfully gotten all of those around me on the same page of discouraging any future marriage plans for me. My brother suggested that my relationship future should be a "variety pack". For now I think I am quite fine with my relationship status being - "none", but I must confess I [...]
Getting my groove back…
When was the last time you danced around your house with complete joy and utter abandonment? If you can't remember when you last did so then turn up the music and do it right now. It is freeing and exhilarating...it certainly puts the pep back in your step and a smile back on your face. [...]
The starting line-up…
Let me give you the starting line-up this morning: 1) Dishwasher; 2) Cheyenne; and, 3) Me. I love my new hot water heater, but now possess conclusive evidence on its limitations which are as follows: Diswasher load that starts at 6 AM runs for about an hour and uses very hot water + shower that [...]
Beyond the traditional birthday gifts…
Cheyenne is an interesting kid. In-between developing and fine-tuning her delightful "tween" attitude she reads and ponders many things. She believes wholeheartedly that she can contribute to the abatement of the world's ills. She read in a magazine a couple of months ago about birthday parties wherein the birthday girl or boy asked that party [...]
That crabby woman is still hanging around…
We have two dogs - Cooper and Chompers. They were both adopted from the Humane Society when they were five months and seven months respectively. We saw a photo of Cooper online and drove about an hour and a half to get him. When we arrived they let his cellmate come out to visit as [...]
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