Sadly, I must report that the above is a fairly accurate portrayal of my disposition today. I am not quite sure when exactly my attitude went south, but I think it was somewhere between when my eyes opened and my feet hit the bedroom floor. Luckily for all human beings concerned I have been at [...]
Author: Ms. C
Communication via underwear – the new frontier?
Well, just in time - the sale is on at LoveFifi. I received the email yesterday that informed me that Fifi’s personalized panties are now on sale. Here is an excerpt from Fifi’s email: “Communication is the most important thing in a relationship. You must always say what you mean and express yourself to the [...]
Pretty sure it is not bird flu…
In my next career I am going to be a medical doctor. I think I have some diagnostic skills. I can tell you that I am a veritable ninja with the Web MD symptom checker (if you haven’t tried it see http://symptoms.webmd.com/symptomchecker). I have a wicked sore throat today. I knew from the early AM [...]
Parenting Realities 101 – Entry Two
Theory: Two terminal degrees - a J.D. and Ph.D.- should qualify me to respond to my child’s questions about how to complete her homework. Reality: Regardless of the amount of knowledge you possess, if your response is not in exact alignment with what your child heard in class from their teacher you are about as [...]
Purge before packing…
There is a basic tenet of moving that I have twice ignored to my detriment. That tenet is, “Purge before packing.” Not such a difficult tenet to grasp, but clearly one that I have not been able to get a handle on. When I moved from Kindred to West Fargo I didn’t purge because I [...]
Getting the cold shoulder…
I have lived in North Dakota 12 years and I can’t say I have ever heard of or experienced freezing fog. That is what that weather symbol above stands for (I have never seen it before today). I have experienced freezing as a function of the weather and have also on occasion given and received [...]
Spanked…
I must confess, I am not a huge football fan…alright, I am not any size football fan. I only typically fancy football if I am in a football pool. Football is, on occasion, a means to an end (and the hopeful end is that I win money). Over the years through my experiences with boyfriends [...]
THE NEW FORTY 