Cory – child number three in the birth order and quickly approaching age 22 – was over and being a smart ass yesterday and I told him if he didn’t cut it out I would come over to where he was sitting and smack him.
He threatened to throw his water on me.
I told him that glass of water would not be enough to protect him.
He said, "It’s enough to melt you."
Damn…he got his mother’s wicked sense of humor. I couldn’t help myself – I had to grin at that witty retort (but I coupled it with the evil twitching eye for good measure).
Ah, the irreverence of youth. I may be getting a bit slower as I get older, but no worries…I still have my flying monkeys. 😉
Day two hundred and forty-nine of the new forty – obla di obla da
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Ah, those rotten kids. They take your best asset and turn it into something else.
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Nobody, and I mean NOBODY messes with flying monkeys!
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